Someone go on a road trip with me to Austin, TX so I can get my stand up mixer from my old apartment, and eat at Torchy’s and Amy’s.
Posts tagged "ugh"
I’m going to quote, ‘I will not have sexual relations with that man!’ After you tell me you had sex with him.
My little sister, Korie
Why do textbooks have to be so draining to read?
Seriously, I can think of like ten ways to make textbooks more interesting.
- Personal stories
- Witty comics relating to statistics
- Witty comics relating to definitions
- Interesting facts or studies that apply to pop culture (Halle Berry phenomenon)
- Don’t use as many pretentious words.
- Use graphs that make fucking sense from first glance. (I’m sick of trying to figure out your graphs for like twenty minutes)
- Make them interactive online. (This would also help prepare for quizzes and tests.)
- Have sections with well researched arguments for both sides. (For the textbooks that do this, kudos)
- Use interviews with interesting people
- Discuss people that deviate from the norm and possible reasons why.
Feel free to add more, tumblr.
I wish tumblr would just decide on a hair cut for me.
Seriously though, if you want to send me what you think would look good. All will be considered. I generally like shoulder length with choppy layers, but I’m flexible.
I find it funny that separation of church and state only matters when the church doesn’t want something in their church.
Yet, they feel to get all up in the political decisions of the state all the damn time.
I feel like my entire life is in limbo right now and I hate it. I just want something certain. Something I can cling to so I don’t go insane.
Why don’t I have a celebrity doppleganger?! EVERYONE ELSE DOES!
So, I’ve been trying to eat pretty much only vegetarian for the past three weeks except for chicken on occasion because meat is super bad for my kidney disease…
And right now I really might just bite someone’s face off if I do not get meat soon.
Seriously, I just want to eat a giant fucking steak right now.
So, I am off to Ingles.
So, this is what happens when Jess and I get bored and listen to Hit Me Baby One More Time….
School girl Sunday?
Lolololol.
I now see how I drove you insane. I’m sorry.
My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film.
(Source: jewgybear)
I made powerpoints for JessIKA and Hardin The Pants last night and they both left. D:
Oh my G-d, shut the fuck up.
The fact that I now know you exist frustrates me.
This is what I get for hanging out with Jess and Bailout Bailey too much. /:
- Me: Also, if I do see you on Sunday I promise to be sober enough to drive my own car.
- Brian: We'll see about that. I'm not getting hopes up.
- Me: About me being sober or about me seeing you on Sunday? Because I do spend most of my life sober. :P
- Brian: About you being sober.
